gayinsect:

im pretty sure bromance is the perfect example of how embarrassingly fragile masculinity is. you know what a female bromance is called? a friendship 

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

29.Aug.14 9 hours ago

preciousegg:

reblogging your own selfie

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(Source: joltick, via crunchier)

29.Aug.14 9 hours ago

familyfriendlyurl:

when u take a cookie without askin mama

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(via sarcastic-snowflake)

29.Aug.14 9 hours ago

despute:

there should be a dating website called ebae

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

29.Aug.14 9 hours ago
29.Aug.14 9 hours ago

desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

(Source: hitchups, via africandad)

29.Aug.14 9 hours ago

missespeon:

my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen

me: but its dark and scary

(via guy)

29.Aug.14 9 hours ago

zeusyallday:

so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane

(via guy)

29.Aug.14 9 hours ago
29.Aug.14 9 hours ago

stfusluht:

are you a farmer because you know how to raise cock

(via guy)

29.Aug.14 9 hours ago

greetings:

when someone tries to kiss u but their breath stinks

(via crunchier)

29.Aug.14 18 hours ago
29.Aug.14 18 hours ago