chibiknightcrossing:

chibiknightcrossing:

current mood: tamagotchi after it poops

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if I ever commit a murder I’m blaming this post

(via orgasm)

18.Apr.14 20 minutes ago

thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

(via coluring)

18.Apr.14 20 minutes ago

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

(via guy)

18.Apr.14 21 minutes ago

hotclog:

is ugly an emotion bc im feeling it

(via stop)

18.Apr.14 21 minutes ago
  • me: hey whats up....................slime man
  • girl: do you have a signature on your texts or something
  • me: no..........................slime man
18.Apr.14 26 minutes ago

sensitizes:

sensitizes:

I have a different type of beauty

ugly

(via st0rmer)

18.Apr.14 27 minutes ago

cradidily:

*waking up from a coma* “how many followers do I have”

(via fake-mermaid)

18.Apr.14 28 minutes ago

how to pick up CHICKS!!

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep

(Source: simonfosters, via fake-mermaid)

18.Apr.14 28 minutes ago

mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

(Source: neptunain, via stability)

18.Apr.14 28 minutes ago

buriaq:

coolbutcautious:

the only reason i go to school is because i donn’t wanna be an unemployed college drop out. i wanna be an unemployed college graduate 

thats the spirit

(via coluring)

18.Apr.14 28 minutes ago